If You Have Something To Say, Say It To My Face

Aw man, I'm so sick o' this school shit... Aw! Sweet! I got the perfect idea! I'll just kick someone's ass!!

I'm so sick o' this school shit... Who wants to get their ass kicked? Or are ya all pussies! Heh, pussies. That's a pretty hardcore insult. That'll get everyone riled up!

[ooc; lol Yusuke this event really means nothing for Yusuke because he doesn't exactly have the filter most people refer to as common sense between his mind and his mouth so everything just comes flying out~]

Okay fucktwits. Here's the deal. I'm really fucking bored of trying to do my homework so you're all gonna help me on this stupid report I have to do. I'm gonna write a sentence and you have to add onto it. Don't try to be an individual though and start your own line or whatever because that's just fucking lame. Just go with it and add onto whatever line is last written.

Got it?

Okay.

Here's the sentence:

My friend Rukia's brother is a homo.

>DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ehehehe [Strikes r gooooooooooone liek teh wind]

HA!

HAHA!

HAHAHA!

HAHAHAHA!

I'M DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT AND COOL FOR THESE QUIBBITCH MATCHES!

Have no fuckin' clue what, but it's gonna be fuckin' AWESOME!

Fuck, so I keep getting nagged to write in this piece of shit journal again. Apparently everyone here - cuntbitchlickmyballs - is too stupid to understand what I mean when I say 'I DON'T WANT TO'. Fucking cow balls, ya think people can take a hint.

Anyhow, I decided ta hu-assmotherfucker-mour 'em and write. YOU SEE THIS? I'M WRITING IN THIS -bitch- USELESS THING.

...

Oh yeah, my wand keeps backfiring on me... Anyone got any ideas on what I can - pussyfuck- do ta fix it.

[[8DDDD! So yeah, I decided since I have a while before I'm on tour again that I would post~

Also! MINI EVENT!
Choose your own curse!
Basically, Yusuke's wand is really shittay (think Ron's broken wand) and has a tendency to shoot off purple sparks that burn him. Today he's practicing a spell in the hallway and keeps getting no results... OR SO HE THINKS! In short, Yusuke's wand is going loco and shooting off whatever spell you want to be hit with! (ditzy happy spell (srsly, if an emo character did this I would be so pleased~), mute spell, I can't uncross my eyes spell, drunk swagger spell...yeah, anything you want within plausibility). CONVENIENTLY PASS BY AND HAVE FUN~!

Yusuke has tourette's just so everyone gets the random swearing]]

Aw man. A guy just can't get a fuckin' break. So they kicked me outta school for kickin' the shit outta Grimmjow and Kanda, and now they want me ta come the fuck back! I know the rest of you saps probably don't do much, but some of us have lives.

Now I have to pack everything up and head the hell back or else I'll have owls shitting on my bed for the rest of my fucking life.

Better go say bye to Keiko or she'll throw a tantrum.

[[Private to Rinali & Kakashi]]

Hey 'Nali. Hey Old Guy.

You two still snoggin' in the corridors? Ehehehehe

[[/Private]]

And just so ya know Ikki, owl shit does not taste like crow guts.

Extending my hiatus for another week or two... My ridonk schedule is bitched about in my actual journal if you're in the mood for an overstuffed schedule and a really offhand complaint that I shouldn't be making considering I'm the reason I'm so busy.

ALSO! When I'm back Ino will be having her birthday party! And catching up with people! (KRAD-MUN WE NEED TO MAKE THOSE COOKIES!)

Ikki! When I'm back I want to finish up the kitchen adventure even though it will be eons late if that's cool~

In the mean time...
Yusuke is in the hospital wing recovering! *is planning to post that log*
Ino has a split end and refuses to face the world... Yeah, I've got nothing
Maxxie... is planning on being active once I get back since I've kind of been neglecting him...

[[Filtered from Authorities and Snitches]]

Oi! Catman, ya fuck!

What the hell's all this crap about me bein' tha one ta start that shit? YOU THREW THE FIRST PUNCH, YA DILHOLE!!!

AND!!!! *JK:JFKLHKFLHJFKLJ* WHAT THE HELL ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TA DO TO YA IN DEFENSE WHEN YER HAND IS OVER. MY. FUCKING MOUTH?!?!?!?!?!?!

Heheheh, don't think yer friends are gonna be too happy ta see me at yer little training group tomorrow morning. 8D Bet they all know I can and will kick their asses!!!

[[Filtered from Authorities, Snitches, and Rinali]]

'Specially that one guy. Ferget what his name was. Fruitcake? Had somethin' ta do with fruit... Fucker... thinkin' settin' Jaggerjack and 'Nali up was a good idea...

[[/Filtered]]


[[Private to Kakashi]]

Yer gift's comin' eventually...

[[/Private]]

[[My hiatus is proving to have soooo much inactivity =_=;; Yusuke just can't seem to stand not being in everyone's faces.

So this entry is mainly in reference to the log where Yusuke and Kanda had an epic fight~!!11!!!eleventy!!!!1! (Link on Yusuke's profile or in his memories...*is not keeping track of all his fights...* Lol.

Also: I'm a very laid back mun so if people want to start shit with Yusuke (prank/beat up/give detention to), I'm really down with that! (Aka: If teachers want to totally own him with the rules (once they find out he's the one at the centre of half the shit going down), I will have no objections because he's so asking for some killer detention time)]]

So you losers all think ya've got nice outfits for this stupid festival? Ha! Ya ain't got nothin' on mine!!!!

( SEE IT AND WEEP BITCHES! )


Oi! What the hell?

From: someone you were nice to
To: Yusuke Urameshi
Message: just a little thank you, I hope you like it

WHO THE FUCK HAVE I EVER BEEN NICE TOO?! 'FESS UP! I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!

[[Filtered to 'Someone Yusuke Was Nice To']]

Eh, it's no problem. 8D Still don't have a flyin' fuck of an idea who you are though...

[[/Filter]]

[[Photoshop can suck my nads~ MS Paint is all I will ever need 8DDD]]

Ehehehe! After drinkin' a whole bunch a shit that taste like piss, puke, and turnips (fuck, that shit is nasty!) they let me outta the hospital wing!

Gyah I missed being able ta walk around! Tried sneakin' out a few times but the nurses always caught me. Jesus they're scary. S'like they're always watchin' or some weird shit like that.

GET A LIFE CREEPOS!


Oi, anybody wanna tell be what's goin' on with some dumbass festival comin' up?






Oh yeah, happy birthday Old Guy.

Fought Jaggerjack.

Lost. Kakashi dragged me to the stupid infirmary before I was done kickin' the fucker's ass.

Heh. Make sure to check out the hunk of skin missing from his arm.

[[Fight can be found here. He's currently in the hospital wing. Status: Bruised ribs, concussion, major blood loss, and broken nose XDDD. Feel free to visiiiiiiiit him~ Or send him get well too bad you didn't kick it gifts XDD~]]

*sitting in dungeon area, taking a break from looking for something interesting to do*

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I was fucking MINDRAPED.

By a fucking old as shit, piece of crap HAT!

I'm in Gryffindor. Place seems okay. People are...uh...interesting... Saw underneath the skirt of that hot chick with glasses.

And I still haven't fucking found Jaggerjack!

[Filtered to Rinali]
Whenever you wanna fight, just tell me. Not like I'm going to all my classes so I got tons o' spare time.
[/Filtered]

Oh, and to anyone planning on picking on first years, yer gonna have to deal with me, got it?

This is how much people love me and are going to miss me.

Fuck I'm cool.


[[Private; hackable like whoa]]

I'm stuck in London 'til this train shows up When the hell is it showing up?. Fucking mom brought me here and peaced to hit the bars.

Guess it's okay though. Some fucking nutter with no teeth that smelled like piss took to me to Knockturn Alley or whatever it's called. So now I have a fucking welfare wand Are these pieces of crap supposed to randomly shoot out purple sparks? from a sketchy secondhand store and some of the nutter's old robes, which smell like piss too no surprise.

[[/Private]]

So I got a coupla things to say.

Most importantly, the list of people I'm gonna beat the crap out of:
Yuffie
Whoever the hell that chick with glasses was talking about
Jaggerjack (Especially Jaggerjack)
Added:
Rinali (Only one o' these jerks that I like...'cause she's not a jerk.)

[Private to Kakashi]
Stay outta me and Jaggerjack's fight. Last time I'm tellin' ya.
[/Private]

Also, I don't think Ikki's bird guts did so well with my stomach. I've had the shits for the last few days. It's fucking gross. So yeah, don't eat bird guts, got it?

School. In two weeks. Eck.

I don't care if it's some special school, it's gonna be lame. Only reason I insisted on going is because I get three good meals a day and heated bedrooms when it's winter. If there wasn't that, no amount of money in the world could make me go. I mean, come on! They fight with wands! If you got something to settle with someone you punch 'em in the face and knock 'em around a bit. You don't stand far away and point a stupid little stick at 'em and say abracadabra. If someone did that to me I'd just laugh at the sucker and then shut him up the good old fashioned way.

Heh. Whatever though. I'll show Hogwarts how real people fight. Suckers won't know what hit 'em!